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The daughter who lives school angrily says:"Mama, you don't make the younger sister send to a school the thing eating to go.Don't you know that she will eat up one greater half in the road come."
Mother:"That also ratio not send good, there is still at least half."
Daughter:"Can she still wants to return to walk."
The declaration of the text chapter 4061 son/humorous last home ambition Ming/contend for sucking at breast
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Pain of mother the class go home and then do laundry for three son Suis all of a sudden and Be washing and saying:"Son, the mother is so hard, you grow up hereafter how embrace to answer?"
The son says:"Mother, you trust, I grew up and then do laundry for my son."
The mother hopes a son, in distress situation.
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Literally walk into a cemetery in British and American etc. countries, all can from stand up like a forest of tombstone up, read several last home ambition that make people smile a to smile Ming.The most familiar last home ambition Ming is identity and occupation composition chapter used the dead.Invite a gram county region in England, dentist John ·Brown's tombstone up write:"I all spend during a lifetime the behavior fills up decayed tooth above, this grave must is filled into by myself by me now the property of the tenaciously impartial confiscate and seal an officer and this time confiscate and seal of, is himself."In a cemetery of virtuous ratio county in England, have such a Ming text:"Lie clock Jiang here Tom Si ·sea virtuous outer shell, he will return to the creator hand in, after thoroughly cleaning a repair, best spiral, run about in another world."Is another familiar last home ambition the Ming topic is the cause of death of the party concerned.At Anne promise Si in Vermont, the United States the cemetery of the fortress in, have a piece of stone tablet up write:"Anna who lies us here, she is harmed the dead by the banana, wrong is not in the fruits, but someone throws banana skin indiscriminately."In the lately rare Bush Er state may in the agriculture town, a church the staff engraves inscription like this for wife:"Sara rests especially,cheap beats by dre, 1803~1840, the people of this world pleases remember precept, she dies in to chatter without stopping and excessive of worried."Still have a type of last home ambition Ming is BE on behalf composed by the others, humorous must be getting more overdo, almost became the irony that point engraves.British Duo Er slices Si specially the area have a piece of tombstone up engrave:"Lie 1 here Be not willing to spend the person whom money buys a medicine, he if know that the funerary cost has how much, probably repent the past his illiberality."England allows if summer a church cemetery inside of the Pu region, there is an inscription, cause suspicion is come from a court the hand of uncompleted stupid man to the dead:"Is proud but again act with dignity of Ma a kind of insect ·wear second boon, always sacred and inviolable, she refuses to give a man and all gives a Ju insect now."Some parents ponder for the infant of premature death composing of last home ambition Ming also making rather people:"Is our little baby under the tombstone, he neither cries nor makes, lived for 21 days, the flower dropped us 40 dollars."There is the kid to die for being born for two weeks then to the husband and wife that write a way:"He arrives at this in this world and tooks a look everywhere, not that satisfied, return to."
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The daughter-in-law unties dress to button up and fills nipple into the grandson's mouth inside, the grandson pushes away nipple and looking at a mother to smile.The grandfather who smokes in a side saw, say:"The lovely grandson eats!Eating is very satisfied, grow huge."The grandson still doesn't eat.The grandfather coaxs a grandson to say:"Do you eat or not?You don't eat ha male eat."This words were heard by the son, then scolded a way:"Is old deathless, you want to contend for milk to eat with my son, I didn't finish with you."The old man doesn't show as well weak loudly scold a way:"You eat my wife's milk for more than a years, I have no complaint, I the milk that speak to eat your wife haven't got to eat once, you are jealous."
The text chapter 4062 shows off skill/the duck rove around/station flank
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A day evening, a group of husband and wife take two kids to sleep, big 5 year olds;Small 3 year olds.The children haven't slept, the couple started to do a matter.Smallly say:How who sway my bed?The couple stopped and not and in a short while did again, small fire scold:"Mama of, which the bed that sways me" father's a box on the ear comes over, smallly not Zhi voice, greatly and satisfiedly to smallly say:"Be getting more unlucky!My having already known don't say"
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A Ms. Wei gets married behind on the first day, decide to be a qualified wife, she wants to do a vegetables to own Zhang
The man eats and wants around, feel that still cooking duck is more convenient, hence bought a duck to put into a pot to cook
Get up, led in a short while, her mother-in-law smelt flavor enemy opponent not, come in a to see, the ducks are all burnt, in
BE ask the daughter-in-law the way:"How much water did you add?"The daughter-in-law counter-questions a way:"Still need to fill with water?Added water duck not
Want to rove around?"
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Mrs. Lee the Mo is horizontal to fly the ground scolds Mr. he or she to the neighbor of be not, by a happy chance she of the lovely son Be small to release from school back clearly,
Mrs. Lee wishes small clearly most to the Zhao itself, consequently ask small clear:If the father mother fought, you would stand which
Side?Was small to want to think clearly, said:Stand flank
The text chapter 4063 bandage/mother the female have a conversation/also die
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There is a village that nameds an iVillage, young women all go out a work, so the person of older generation still the beard is negative to rise to feed
The responsibility of milk, therefore usually can see pendulous old man's house of some chests.One day, a reporter is after here,
Discovers an old woman's person's chest tying ups Zhao bandage, the Wu is his radicle Wu to curiously ask her, old woman's person's answer:Yao life oh!
BE yesterday simultaneously carried on the back Zhao strong(a year old of the next door kid) simultaneously stir-fried vegetables, he shouted Zhao to feel hungry, I jilted grandmother to
The Hou noodles absorbs for him, who know that he contains to sleep Zhao, result my milk drop down to burn cooking pot
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This is a girl's heel her mama's dialogue since the childhood ………
Elementary school ….Mama's growing up doesn't get married to want by Hou to accompany forever at you nearby
Junior high school ….Mama grows up to get married to still want to live with you by Hou
Senior high school ….Mama's growing up to get married will often come back to see you by Hou
University ….Mama's growing up to get married will take time to back to see you by Hou
While getting married ….Mama is free and then comes back to see me
Get married Hou ….Mama has no a matter to come to seek less me
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The daughter stops for the night a school to go to school and faces to walk to hand over to me a potted plant and the tropic fish.
A week after, she beats to call words I told her the potted plant to die.
Leading again is a , I sorrily told her the tropic fish to also die again.
She is in a short while silent, ask a way:"So father how?"
The text chapter 4064 punishment borders on/is this flavor/lateness reason
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The mother of the small soup painful son heart slices, at send small soup last primary school of the first day request from the teacher of small soup to punish small soup.
Teacher warns her, like this didn't help to the child, would spoil to break down he.She thought in a short while Hou and said:"Is all right,
If the small soup did amiss the matter of Shi Mo, punish the kid whom he borders on to frighten him good."
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