See his heel who together."Words didn't finish saying, see a pig disdain ground to leave you but go very much.
7, the person is on the hoof really tired!Get on the car line up, the one-sided love really suffers mental agony and have a meal have no flavor, drink to easily inebriate, top
The class is especially exhausted,beats by dre studio hd, rob to also earn money hand over a tax, connect to deliver a message for piggy still have to charge~!
8, the foot soldier of country hurt to encounter wager ball group to make track for to kill, dresses up as one pretty girl and goes out to ask one Qi old woman after the sea:Who am I ?
Answer:Is after the sea!Frighteneds:Are you how can anyone know??The Qi old woman wreath attends to or so:Hiss~~~I am Hao sea east!!
9, do you know?I once thought dead while having no your message, I ever committed suicide by hanging with the noodles and knocked a head with the bean curd and took with the cola
The poison is jumped off a building with the parachute and mown vein with the chopsticks, I summoned up courage to touch an electricity door and unfortunately the power was off yesterday, alas, all have no
Is successful!You see me missing you more.
10, etc. one row subway to take five minutes
Watch a movie taking three hours
The month lacks the circle in month have to in January
The spring is gone to spring and takes a year
Think of a person to need whole life
But a words of concern take a second:
The sky is cool many mats in the nests to order grass
11, seek some spare time
Seek for some times
Carry bomb
Arrive bank to see
The police is that you prepared a handcuffs
The jail is long to attend to needs one bed woolen blanket for you
Annoyance of the life said toward the reporter
The detail of robbing discusses with police
The kid whom 12, 1 women take to suck at breast gets to restaurant for the meal, this is the kid to cry and scream, the woman hurriedly lifts clothes, and the waiter comes over to make
, The women are great anger: doesn't this is all right as well?The waiter answers: bare breast can, but not ability from take beverage.
13, the some boy give the classmate some friend to living to take nickname and call fat pig, the girl cries about to the teacher, the teacher promises to criticize to the boy
Review, teacher speaks in the class on the second day:"The some boy has no courtesy too much and literally rises nickname for other people, always not ability other people's elephant what
Call what?"
14, the Ge Be excellent to have a meal on the way to go to the stool, the pants are getting wetter after coming back, friend:How are the pants getting wetter?The Ge is excellent:Usually!Companion
The friend doesn't understand that the Ge is excellent:Usually is flank of person Sa wear urine to turn short round to shout loudly:I depend!Isn't this that the Ge is excellent?!
15, the centipede was bitten by the snake, had to cut a limb for anti-virus liquid proliferation!The centipede thinks:Luckily and accidentally leg many
~!!The doctor comforts a way:The brothers wants to open a point, you hereafter is an earthworm~
16, the fish say:I open eyes moment by moment, be for canning let you forever in the my eyes~
Water says:I moment by moment flow to drip an interest not, be for canning embrace each other you forever~~
The pot says:All his mama is quickly familiar, also so poor!!
17, the fish said again:
Sell the mouse medicine the drop not~~~
The Ye also commits suicide!!!~~
Who don't also want to eat Ye!!!~~~
The Ye returns tmd than the chicken must not be offended~~~!!!
Accidentally let delicate can not even drink soup!!!!!~The pots all get still~~~~~
18, 1 beautiful piggies
Hang bowknot on the neck
The fart Dian fart Dian runs to your in front
Follow you closely with the adoring taste
Shake
Jilt a bottom
Sang 1 to you:
I became you after growing up!
19, man nine afraid:a afraid lover pregnant, two fear that two milk turns just, three afraid the young lady is sick, four afraid daughter-in-law try very hard to, five afraid lover drive
Pry, six be henpecked be steeped, seven afraid the property be stolen, eight afraid crowd up tell, nine afraid stem over still want.
20, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and the man's words' having no one is true;
The love is eternal, the blood is fresh and red, the man doesn't beat is nothing doing;
If is the man rich, whom all decrees by destiny with;
The man is reliable, the pigs will climb a tree!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers the activity of the strongest black guest in chapter 1542 history
This is that I is a black guest receive of a business that has a challenge most , is go to another black black guest's computer.Work desire kind its matter, necessarily and first benefit its machine, the importance that I am very understand to equip at present, hence I from the beginning bear arms I to feet and go dress for whole black close fitting nights and put on sunglasses on the packing.Thus I look very black very guest, weigh to want very much very much.
On going out, I bumped for car ……
The driver beats strong light flashlight after getting off seek a good half-day just seek be lain on the ground of I, said 1:Originally the mummy is black.
Lose money, I just get up to go before continuing, I think money that I compensate to him should enough he fixed a car.
The road ups north route a person sparse, the night view is fond of Meng, I feel on this dark night in unclearly have the breeze of the chilly heroic spirit of a Sa Sa at flow drip, at the dance move, at I just bump the loose molar sewed in floated shake pass in and out.
Slowly, very quick I was target ground.Task is steal that person of get to the Internet password.Don't eliminate a short moment to a black guest superior who is familiar with, I can already open portable portable computer taken and mount a wireless network interface card and opened the procedure that to use.Immediately after how steal.The method is that I lie prone before the window, he careful watch his action and quickly sticks down while waiting him to beat a password on the keyboard, then write with the date book that the portable computer has been already opened up, immediately get to the Internet to fax the fax of coming home the inside through a wireless again to keep down on board.
Very pitiful that boy has already lost before I come impacted code of, harm I lie prone in the late at night for about two hours, he didn't lose one more of actions, so I however have already decided to make him crash.Let him crash absolutely is as easy as turning over hand, certainly this is what limits at to the professional of my this kind of superior or equal technique level, home the audience had no for the mimicry.The concrete operation is the computer thrown him with a piece of and red brick, affirmative dead.Brick to use the square hate little, I sought for a long time use approach for two hours just find out in a very far place, the side effect is too far I can't back again place.After asking the way finally and hard just return to target ground, unfortunately give°ed the red brick to forget to take again.I hate to kick those rocks in a ground of top neighborhood very displeasedly.
Do a black guest really the ability isn't lazy, machine son in the black house has to follow moral path well in earnest black, hence I decide to shear his electric wire out of the family and let him have never given or got an electric shock to crash.When his next-door neighbor of one the whole slice of houses all cut the power utter darkness one, I got an electric shock to faint.Approximately after an hour, because the cellular phone has already just call to awoke me.
As a black guest, the cellular phone of course not can have bell sound, but I again am how to know to have a call but be awoke?There is a key here, is pass by I last half year to again and again experiment solution and say with in brief some words be adjust cellular phone for vibrate.
The telephone is what customer beats come, he very grievously sorry ground say and want to change a task for a while, is the computer that don't break him, sowed in his computer of virus to up go and guessed now quick it is dawn, thought necessarily I have already broken his computer unbearable go into eyes, hope that I can repair it to come over, grow virus again and make him unconscious.The remuneration would like to give me twice.I say it's all right, please believe me, promise right away can repair his computer into elephant be not broken similar, wait my good news.
I stole the bamboo pole of somebody else Liang clothes in the neighborhood and made the hanger into one again to grasp hook to bind on the bamboo pole and took advantage o the time that he goes to the stool his portable computer is from the window to hooked out, then again my own computer to change it back, then slip away.
My own portable computer has already won a glacier wood worm horse is a lot of, this time his dead settle!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1543 noodles and meat dumplings
Is a certain, noodles and meat dumplings dispute suspicion because of small matter, both parties then get into nasty fight.But meat dumplings because of too meat feet, bedcover dozen get fallen petal flowing water, hence while leaving, opposite the Liao is next:"The good Dan doesn't walk, I to make the colleague come to teach you."
Meat dumplings go to invite fried pack, plain wheat roll, bread etc.
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